Can I submit my boobs to you? :D
um ya
June 2013
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.”
—Unknown (via berryhealthy)
I am so high right now I don’t even know who I am what’s going on is this life like damn wow this is nice.
lol when my friends and I plan a girls night:
“I haven’t seen you bitches in forever can we have a girls night? like lets get drunk and make out”
“Suddenly you’re ripped into being alive. And life is pain, and life is suffering, and life is horror, but my god you’re alive and its spectacular.”
—Joseph Campbell (via fuckinq)
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
had an eggsalad workout with Jessy tonight, my arms and legs feel kinda heavy and tired and I got a couple laps in the pool done as well.
time to get high now weeeoooo I’d like to make a request for some cuddles and maybe some sex later, thanks cannabis gods, always got my back and shiet
French liquors are herbal based from plants and ingredients from France and central Europe. They put it in booze and it makes your drunk, while it's a upper keep you awake drunk. It makes you want to party and dance.
oh kewl
